May 13, 2005

Ugly Town

My novel got rejected by Ugly Town. Somebody tell me a joke.

7 comments:

Henry Baum said...

Thank you, Drum. I laughed at that. More and more please. I also recommend spamming Ugly Town’s blog with comments until they publish me.

RuKsaK said...

Q: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.

Anonymous said...

Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest to Grandma's house. Suddenly a big bad wolf appears.
"Hello, Litlle Red Riding Hood," says the wolf. He stands up on his hind legs so that he towers above her menacingly. "Take off your clothes," he commands, "I am going to fuck you."
Litle Red pulls out a 44 Magnum. "Oh no you're not," she says. "You're going to eat me like the book says."

Oh yeah

Heather said...

q: Why do ducks have flat feet?

a: To stamp out forest fires.

q: Why do elephants have flat feet?

a: To stamp out burning ducks.

Joseph K said...

A guy is talking to God.

He asks God, "What's a million years to you?"

God says, "A second."

The guys says, "Well, then, what is a billion dollars to you?"

God says, "A penny."

The guys says,"Ok. So, can I have a penny?"

God says, "Sure. In a second."

Henry Baum said...

I feel much better.

Anonymous said...

Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, what do single guys have?

A: Palm Sunday.

- Germaine

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