Stag

I’ve been tagged by Okay Kabuki about what kind of grooming products I use. I don’t know if I’ll be able to do this one because I don’t remember. I don’t want to have to go into the bathroom. I use whatever’s there. For shampoo I use some kind of Trader Joe’s organic fertilizer something. Don’t know what kind of soap because the name’s worn off. Listerine. I like Listerine. Either I’ve got bad breath or my wife’s got a strangely acute sense of smell. Both. Pure aloe for moisturizer sometimes. I’m not so great about grooming. I need a haircut. I do try to use cruelty-free products. S. has a bevy of products that burn bunny rabbits’ eyes. She’s a sociopath.