Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest to Grandma's house. Suddenly a big bad wolf appears. "Hello, Litlle Red Riding Hood," says the wolf. He stands up on his hind legs so that he towers above her menacingly. "Take off your clothes," he commands, "I am going to fuck you." Litle Red pulls out a 44 Magnum. "Oh no you're not," she says. "You're going to eat me like the book says."
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Thank you, Drum. I laughed at that. More and more please. I also recommend spamming Ugly Town’s blog with comments until they publish me.
Q: What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe?
A: Roberto.
Little Red Riding Hood is walking through the forest to Grandma's house. Suddenly a big bad wolf appears.
"Hello, Litlle Red Riding Hood," says the wolf. He stands up on his hind legs so that he towers above her menacingly. "Take off your clothes," he commands, "I am going to fuck you."
Litle Red pulls out a 44 Magnum. "Oh no you're not," she says. "You're going to eat me like the book says."
Oh yeah
q: Why do ducks have flat feet?
a: To stamp out forest fires.
q: Why do elephants have flat feet?
a: To stamp out burning ducks.
A guy is talking to God.
He asks God, "What's a million years to you?"
God says, "A second."
The guys says, "Well, then, what is a billion dollars to you?"
God says, "A penny."
The guys says,"Ok. So, can I have a penny?"
God says, "Sure. In a second."
I feel much better.
Q: If fathers have Father's Day, and mothers have Mother's Day, what do single guys have?
A: Palm Sunday.
- Germaine
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