I’ve been getting more spam-like email from writers. Which is actually kind of flattering. I guess they get my email address from this blog. Someone from the L.A. Times sent me a link to a story. One writer is sending me a review copy of his book--first time for that. Another sent me a link to his book on Amazon. It seems like he’s doing pretty well. His book’s being translated into ten languages and the movie rights were bought by the producer of "Chicago," so I don’t know what he needs with my little 100-hit-a-day blog. He asked, so here it is: The Town that Forgot How to Breathe. The book looks interesting.
I don’t get a lot of strange referrals coming here like Banality Fair. Most of the stuff is on topic. And for some reason I don’t get any hideous porn spam like Okay Kabuki. Mostly I get offers for mortgages, money scams, and Viagra. The weirdest referrals I get are people coming here looking for "Tree porn."
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tree porn...it's the best kind...
i wrote a whole short story about a boy who had his first sexual experience with a tree... does that count?
mmmm... the wonders of dendrophilia...
there was this boy in high school. i liked him, but he didn't like me back, so i started calling him "dendrophiliac." unfortunately, he didn't know what it meant.
I had to look up dendrophilia:
1. The love of trees.
2. In theory only, a paraphilic condition (sexual fetish) in which a person is sexually attracted to or interested in trees (possibly because of their phallic symbolism).
3. The worship of trees as symbols of fertility.
B, thanks a lot for that. From your mouth to someone's ears with a lot of money. Comments like that keep me addicted to this blog. That and discussions about tree pornography.
if you've kept the same appointments i've kept, henry, you'd end up getting the "anatomy 101 porn" spam, too.
You mean you don't want me as your slave?
*pouting, etc*
Remortgage your house over at my blog and you'll be able to afford all the tree porn you possibly desire:
http://ruksak.blogspot.com/
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